I am afraid that the future holds many disappointments for you my child.  Complete and utter misery to be specific.  Do you own a gun?  Perhaps some sleeping pills or a length of rope?

You will inherit several million dollars from a distant relative.  Unfortunately, by then the Alzheimers will have reduced you to a vegetative state on the back ward of some pestilent State Hospital.

A week after retirement you will suffer a massive coronary while driving a large motor home through south Florida.  Ain’t that a bitch!

It appears that life will be sweet and contain all that you have ever desired. Until the accident at least.

A future? You? Ha! Let’s just say it will be short and brutal and leave it at that OK?

I believe a career in show business may be in the offing.  Yes, you will live out the remainder of your life as a side show geek and choke to death on a live chicken.

You will grow old, your body will slowly fail and you will die.  What did you expect?

After several years in the witness protection program, you will be found and beaten to death by Harry ‘The Hog’ Pianetto.